NEWS FLASH!  Do you need a really memorable password? Something like I CHEATED ON YOU or  HACKERBABE works for me. BROAD is a new women's humor site that invited me to contribute articles, and you can read my thoughts (May 2012) on the password issue by clicking HERE.

Howdy! If I’d known you were stopping by, I would’ve thrown sheets over the furniture to hide the pet hair, pulled on a shower cap, and pretended I was painting the living room. Oh well, come on in!

Although I can rant as well as anyone else, I don't like to stuff Negativity and Whining into a couple of rented clown suits and try to pass them off as humor. Life offers plenty of hilarious material if we're paying attention. Of course, it's a huge advantage if one's neurotic insecurities have remained intact despite years of therapy, growing ever stronger and more twisted as time goes on. I'm so blessed.

So, browse a while, and hopefully you'll leave with deeper smile lines and maybe take some cat hair with you on the back of your clothes. And remember, deepening laugh lines are your friends. Those furrows in your face are no longer filled with youthful but weighty epidermis, and the empty air in them proves that you are losing weight!